Cocaine & Hookers Tee
Cocaine & Hookers Tee
Size chart & care below (Oversize = 1-2 sizes larger)
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Meet the tee your mom warned you about. The “Cocaine & Hookers” shirt from The Cool Gecko isn’t a lifestyle choice — it’s pure satire. Designed for those who love irony and don’t take life too seriously, this piece pokes fun at excess culture with bold typography and minimalist style.
Crafted from 100% soft cotton, it’s comfy enough for daily wear (or bad decisions). Whether you wear it to shock, joke, or just make a statement, it delivers that perfect mix of rebellion and humor.
Wear it, laugh about it, and remember: the only addiction here is to good design.
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Size Chart
For a baggy, oversize fit, we advise getting one to two sizes larger!
Centimeters
| Length | Width | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 75.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
Inches
| Length | Width | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Details + Care
Every wardrobe needs a go-to t-shirt for a relaxed, daily vibe. This lightweight cotton tee is perfect for any event, ensuring you stay comfy and stylish.
Size chart is available above and for a baggy, oversize fit, we advise ordering 1-2 sizes larger!
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt boasts a substantial yet breathable fabric weight of 153 g/m² (4.51 oz/yd²). Our ethically sourced cotton is transformed into your custom piece using eco-conscious Direct to Garment (DTG) printing in the USA, Spain, or Japan—depending on your location to minimize carbon footprint. Each tee is made to order, ensuring zero excess production and reducing waste.
Wash inside out at 40°, hang dry & iron inside out to ensure long lasting vibrant colors.
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